Finally, Some Good News From Social Security

Watch Your Mailbox!

Just wanted to let you know I just received my 2014 Social Security Stimulus Package.  It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an Obama “Hope and Change” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a “Blame It On Bush” poster for my front yard.  The directions were in Spanish!

God Bless America!

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