Tami Jackson at The Black Sphere has come up with some really good Democrat Party slogans, appropriate for every election.
#10: BITTERLY CLINGING TO TAXES, ABORTION, and AMNESTY
Democrats never met a tax they didn’t love; you didn’t build that, and even if you did, it really belongs to those wise, benevolent Beltway dons. And abortion? The Democrats love, love, love abortion! Though a supposed complex issue, a baby is always disposable. Sure that child may grow up to be a future Democrat, but who needs the bother when the Dems can merely grant millions of illegals amnesty and bribe them with truck-loads of entitlements to vote for the donkey?
#9: WE DIDN’T DESTROY YOUR FREEDOMS: YOU CAN VISIT THEM AT THE SMITHSONIAN
Now that we are more enlightened it is really more evolved to hand over your freedoms to those magnificent enlightened bureaucrats like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.
#8: IF YOU WANT US TO LISTEN TO YOUR OPINION – MOVE TO EUROPE.
You’re a global citizen and Europeans are much more sophisticated. We don’t need no stinkin’ Declaration of Independence – we need more French haute couture and haute wisdom.
#7: SOMEDAY NONE OF THIS WILL BE YOURS.
You didn’t build that and you really want to donate it to the state. Why should you mere fly over citizens be burdened with the headaches of private ownership? RELAX – that a siesta with the millions of new amnesty recipients and let the state take care of you.
#6: WE CAN’T TAX TERRORISM – SO WHO CARES.
What global war on terrorism? That’s crazy talk. Islam is a religion of peace. Just ask our pal Ahmadinejad!
#5: DON’T VOTE US OUT! NONE OF US CAN DO REAL WORK.
The Beltway Democratic Power Elitists are surely over qualified for ordinary jobs of the unenlightened masses.
#4: WHY THE FOUNDING FATHERS WROTE THE CONSTITUTION ENSURING LIMITED GOVERNMENT – RACISM!
Everyone knows that the Founders were a bunch of racist white guys who wanted government power limited so they could maintain a segregated society with no opportunity for minorities. And, we know that “Strict constitutionalist” is a code term racists use.
#3: REDUCING AMERICA’S CARBON FOOTPRINT ONE JOB AT A TIME.
What’s a little hunger and fewer jobs in the face of the health of the planet and baby whales? So Solyndra failed! So what the VOLT was a bust! Just because an idea has failed multiple times is no reason to stop trying the exact same failure-ridden notion. Everyone knows that “energy independence” is a ploy of the vast right-wing conspirators to pollute the earth.
#2: AMERICA: WE JUST CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW IT ENDS.
For far too long those dangerous concepts of patriotism and nationalism have clouded the minds of Americans. Suggesting we have secure borders only perpetuates those outdated modes. Now is the time to move forward and fundamentally change the U.S. for the good of the globe.
#1: MAKING EVERYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY FREE, EXCEPT YOU.
Relax, revel in free government education, free government health are, free government retirement savings and free cell phones. Those nasty 1% will pay more – they’re so filthy rich they don’t need free stuff.
