Despite falling methane emission levels across the economy since 1990, the Obama administration is targeting the dairy industry to reduce methane emissions in their operations.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency, some of these methane emissions come from cow flatulence, exhaling and belching, which makes up a sizeable portion of methane emissions — which is a very potent greenhouse gas.
I wonder; is this about more dictator control, or does Obama lay awake at nights and wonder just how many cattle farts were released, polluting the atmosphere while producing that juicy greasy Five Brothers burger while sucking it down his throat.
Here’s an idea. Why not supply all the farmers with jumbo minty GasX pills to be administered daily to their cattle. The cattle would fart less, but when doing so release a pleasant aroma. And Obama can carry a bottle with him as well.
Seriously, how many people when outside make the remark, “Oh goodness. I smell a cow fart. Darn. There goes the environment.”
Do you gaze at the sky and say, “Those aren’t rain clouds, they’re polluted cow farts.”
Anyone with any common sense knows this is nothing more than our corrupt government wanting to impose more rules and regulation to control another industry. And when they don’t comply, here comes the fines. Let’s face it. If you have a dollar in your pocket, Obama wants 99 cents of it.
It’s also about trying to brainwash people into believing the false climate change/global warming scheme, or want ever you choose to call it. I’m guessing the next big scandal of the Obama administration will be Fartgate.
I’m sure somewhere imbedded in Obamacare is a fart tax which carries an addition premium if you admit you cut-the-cheese.