Saint Nancy Pelosi?

This article, by Chris Vaca, appeared on Conservative Daily News

Last Saturday  an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Catholic Cathedral in D.C.  He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point her out to the congregation and say a few words that included calling Pelosi a saint.  The Cardinal replied, “No, I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Nancy Pelosi as a saint.”  The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the Church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As the  aide promised,  Pelosi  appeared for the Sunday Mass and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.

As promised, at the start of the sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present.  He went on to explain to the congregation, “While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.  Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.  Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.  Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat and a thief.  I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.  She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.  She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations in Washington and in California.  The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal concluded, “but when compared to President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”

Is this story true?  Well, like Harry Reid said, the word is out, I have an anonymous source who told me this was true.  So, it is up to Nancy to prove it didn’t happen.




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